Police in Tottori Prefecture have had a busy week. Not only are they were dealing with the horrific murder of a 16 year old girl by seven of her friends, but also with a rather unusual crime involving a 38-year old man, who decided to add his semen to a female acquaintance’s lip balm. The worst part is, she found out when she tried to use it.
Needless to say, netizens did not stay silent on the matter.
From Yahoo! Japan:
Man Puts Semen Into Female Friend’s Lip Balm! 38 Year Old Education Committee Member Arrested
Sakaiminato Division police arrested Nakaoka Atsushi (38; from Yonago), a supervisor at the training and development division of the Tottori Prefecture Education Committee Centre. According to police, Nakaoka admits the charges.
Both the police and education committee state that until March this year, Nakaoka had been working as a teacher at the prefectural Sakai High School, and was an acquaintance of the woman. Nakaoka has a wife and child, and it is taken that there was no sexual relationship between him and the victim.
The reason for Nakaoka’s arrest was because he is alleged to have smeared his own semen in the woman’s lip balm so that she could no longer use. The incident occurred at a school in the western part of Tottori prefecture between December 28 and January 7 last year. Police said that the woman came to the school on January 7, and went to use her lip balm, but when she put it on her mouth she didn’t feel right, and said “It felt strange”, and that was when she noticed that semen had been put in the balm.
In January, a person associated with the school discussed the matter with police, and Nakaoka emerged as the suspect from conversations with the woman and from DNA evidence. The Tottori Education Committee commented that “If the charges are indeed true, then it is a terrible disappointment. We will make an effort to establish the facts of the situation, and will seek a harsh punishment”.
Comments from Yahoo! Japan:
zabc（mas…）さん:
PERVERT
dja*1*16（dja…）さん:
Idiot (笑)
cha*p*pap*（cha…）さん:
Nut job.
nah*w*b（nah…）さんL
She noticed after she’d put it on. My condolences.
レペゼンニート（shi…）さん:
All I can say is disgusting.
com*o*cob（com…）さん:
I wonder what he was thinking when he did this.
I just feel so sorry for his wife and child, he’ll get disciplinary dismissal for putting his semen into his friend’s lip balm.
red**nga*oo_0*08（red…）さん:
It’s scary that someone like this is working for the prefectural education committee.
He’s clearly incompetent.
Punitive dismissal would be completely valid.
criminal type（typ…）さん:
I don’t even want to imagine this, makes me feel sick.
s1400gtr（s14…）さん:
How did they find out it was semen? Did it smell like squid?
大衆は豚だ！（jin…）さん:
As well as stinking of squid, it’s also something that can reveal who did it through DNA, and get you caught.
The education committee is done for too.
mamakari77777（mam…）さん:
Good job recognising that was semen in there.
Guess it must have been blatant.
Still, he’s just a prize idiot, considering he’s even got kids.
Don’t know what age the kid is, but that family won’t be able to walk around their neighbourhood now.
Comments from 2ch.net:
ピクシーボブ(東京都):
LMAO destruction of property by semen w
ヒョウ(東京都):
The fact that she noticed it was semen means she must have put it in her mouth before.
バーマン(千葉県):
They even tested the DNA?
ジャガーネコ(福井県):
Well he got her to use it once,
so this perv must be satisfied.
キジ白(家):
If she hadn’t known what semen smelled like then she’d have never found out.
Wonder what she said when she lodged the complaint.
ペルシャ(愛知県):
I guess the guy was satisfied, but the wife and child must be miserable.
アメリカンショートヘア(内モンゴル自治区):
There are a lot of staff, so even if the lip balm seemed to contain semen, they wouldn’t have known whose it was.
I guess you guys would agree, but woman have an exceptional ability for working out who the perv is.
Even if they hadn’t done the DNA testing, if the woman had said I think the criminal is Mr. A, the probability that she’d be right would be close to 100%.
Well, the point is that you lot basically have “I’m a perv” written on your foreheads.
Know what I mean?
ピクシーボブ(庭):
He pretty much achieved what he wanted.
So that’s good, right?
ヨーロッパヤマネコ(愛知県):
Lick….this is jizz!
バーミーズ(東日本):
What a stupid thing to do when you have a wife and child!
This is the kind of thing that you’d never even see in a porno Yonkoma
